Bai Ling makes me happy...

Seriously? I can't get enough of this woman. How can on person be so skanky and yet so gosh darn lovable?

If you haven't had the pleasure of getting to know Bai, click here for some...ahem...background information.

Although I'm concerned about Bai Ling because I think all all the synthetic fabrics (i.e., vinyl, spandex, etc.) are resulting in a lack of oxygen and/or nutrients reaching her brain. I mean, that's the only way I can explain why she would leave the house without pants on.



I mean, it must be hard having to juggle the burden of psuedo-celebrity and weird indie cult following (read: 12 year old boys with hidden porn collections). How else can you explain that fact that, after carefully selecting a denim belt to go with her outfit she forgot the rest of it?



And you know, Bai, I've never really been a fan of the double belt look. I think you should've just stuck to one and...



...oh. Oh, I see.