The Other Hilton...

Damn you, Hilton sisters! Why must you torment me so?



No, no, no, no...NO. How many times do I have to tell you? You wear a slip UNDERNEATH your clothes. Not AS clothes.

How is this okay? Are you telling me she couldn't find ANYTHING else to wear in her closet? Nothing? A slip?? It's not even a pretty slip. And her hair looks all rumpled. It looks like she was gettin' it on in the club's champagne room (even though the song clearly says there should be "no sex in the champagne room") and things got a bit rowdy and the guy ripped her dress but, being the carefree celebutant she is, she just tossed it aside and walked out in her underwear.

...come to think about it, Nicky just may be my new idol.