Fuel to my fire...

I'm not sure I've mentioned how much I hate adults who wear cartoon printed clothing and/or accessories out in public. Have I? If not, let me just say I DESPISE IT.

One of my very good friends - who happens to be a lovely young woman and new mommy - used to have a slight Winnie The Pooh obsession. And once or twice, said young friend would bust out some denim overalls with Winnie The Pooh embroidered on the front panel. This was when we were in college.

NOT OKAY.

So it should come as no shock to you that I want to take this suitcase and beat Paris over the head with it (though there's a distinct possibility that I'd feel that way even if the suitcase was a standard, all black Samsonite).



I would also very much like to know why she thinks it's cute to dress as though she's been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.



And thirdly, where is she going with such a tiny suitcase? I find it very difficult to believe that Paris is a light packer. Perhaps she uses the suitcase to tote her new (pink) chastity belt, the only thing that can possibly keep her from upholding her commitment to celibacy.

Or maybe she uses it to carry her penicillin?

Just a thought.