My world is crashing down...

Oh. My. God.

The world as I known it has come crashing down around me. I don't think I can continue on. I don't think I can make it. My hopes. My dreams. My aspirations. Shattered like a fragile piece of very expensive Venetian glass that I don't really like but people keep sending me as gifts.

I'm crushed.

George Clooney was...gulp...he was...HE WAS A DORK.



MY GEORGE CLOONEY. THIS George Clooney:



He looked like Fester Addams! That hair! Those glasses! THE HAIR! I don't even know what to say. I mean, I guess in theory it makes him feel a bit more ... what's the word? ... accessible? But sweet baby Jesus I'm just not sure I can look at him the same way ever again.



Who am I kidding? Yes I can.

Anywho, wanna know who else was a dorky teen? Me too!

Brad Pitt (though I still feel like I would've had a crush on him):


Angelina Jolie (clearly weird...even then):


Jamie Foxx (holy moses! not cool!):


And this one I find disturbing because I adore him. Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston (so over her):


And because I'm all about sharing...here's a little something I dug up when visiting my parents a few weeks ago. Yes it's true...my very own Glamour Shot. I was 13 or 14 and desperately trying to hide my braces.


You know what? I think George and I might be made for each other.