Sexy is in the eye of the beholder...

Things that are NOT sexy:



Not only is this not sexy, it's not appropriate attire for a freakin' trade show.

A. The shoes - which you can't see in the photo - are faux python...sparkly faux python. Um, what? Did she borrow those from Elizabeth Berkley's character in Showgirls?

B. I don't care how many Macy's window dressers try to convince me that trouser shorts and a matching blazer are a good alternative to the suit...I'm just not buying. Literally. The word "shorts" in the name should be enough to convince potential fashion victims that the vile contraptions are unacceptable in a professional setting. Why? Because we're not in Austria where lederhosen are a fun, kitchy and culturally relevant wardrobe choice.



(Please don't get me started on the sandal/sock combination. There's only so much I can do, people.)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! Who amongst you will join me in my crusade against the hateful trouser shorts?