Other things I don't care about...

Here are some little pieces of gossip that I don't care enough about to post solo.


1. Drew Barrymore and the dude from The Strokes broke up.
Well cry me an f-ing river, Drew. Sorry to hear your love life sucks. Join the club.


2. Hilary Duff is jealous that her ex-boyfriend is banging Nicole Richie.
I think Hilary is way cuter than Nicole. And I think the guy in question looks like a dirty hooligan. So all in all, don't care.


3. Mr. Blackwell issued his annual "Worst Dressed" list - Paris and Britney are tied at number one.
Um, THIS is news? No. Don't care.

4. Mandy Moore is dating Nicole Richie's ex-boyfriend, DJ Am.
Think Mandy is adorable, think DJ Am looks like a dweeb. Again, don't care.

5. Basketball star Jason Kidd has filed for divorce from his wife who he has accused of physically abusing him.
Abuse ain't funny but...come on now. Give me a break. This isn't news it's an After School Special waiting to happen.

6. Marilyn Manson, whose divorce from wife Dita Von Teese isn't yet final, is dating some 12 year old actress...okay, she's not 12, she's like 19.
Gross, gross and double gross. Still don't get why someone would want to willingly have sex with this man. Don't care.


7. The National Enquirer is reporting that the real reason Lindsay Lohan was in the hospital was because her liver is all jacked up as a result of all her partying.
First of all, I don't care. Second, DUH!

8. Clare Danes and Billy Crudup are reportedly splitting because she hooked up with some bi-sexual co-star on the set of her new movie.
If you'll recall, Billy and Clare had an affair while Billy was married to a 7-month pregnant Mary Louise Parker. Karma's a bitch. And that IS something I care about...just not as it relates to these two b-listers.


9. David Beckham has signed on to play for the LA Galaxy which means that he and Posh are moving to California.
Wonder if current TSA regulations permit robots to pass through customs.


10. Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel are dating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...I give it 3 months.


Other things I don't care about include the fact that Cameron and Justin broke up and he's already shacking up with Scarlett Johanson, Kelly Osbourne wants to pose for Playboy and the revealed her mom made her poop in a box so she could sent it to her enemies, and Kanye West might be getting his own reality show on HBO.

Blah. Who cares?