Listen here, Mischa Barton's sister...

How nice. Celebrating her escape from rehab by taking a little shopping trip with her big sister.



I suppose it's only appropriate to celebrate your new found sobriety by wearing the tights you made in arts and crafts using old panty hose, cherry-flavored Kool-Aid and chopped up "Your Liver & You" pamphlets. And although I certainly appreciate your artful representation of your inner most feelings as illustrated through nylon, I have to make one eensy recommendation.



They're called pants. Look into them.