Recap of last week...

Hmm...what'd I miss while I was gone?



Alec Baldwin lost his mind and left his 11 year old daughter a hateful voicemail on her cellphone. And, being the saucy little minx that she is, she forwarded it everyone with an email address. Take a listen.

Brilliant. Just bleeping brilliant. Dude, why so angry Alec?

What else? Oh yes, Britney Spears is still a train wreck. Click here for a montage of her elegant ensembles this weekend. Here's a little taste of crazy for you:



Aw, pretty. Oh, and then there's this lovely taped message she left for X17...she's a gentleman and a scholar, that Britney...and a nut job. (click here)

Sanjaya was invited to the White House.



No, seriously. No, for real. And if you STILL think this administration is on the level well, I can't help you. No one can.



Oh, and The National Enquirerer, that monument to fine journalism, is reporting that Larry Birkhead is gay and that his secret lover has exposed their torrid love affair.

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And in other "who cares news," Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are moving in together. Siiiiigh...boooooring. (bitter, party of one!)

Oh, here's a good one. Rapper Akon is in trouble for basically dry humping the crap out of a 14 year old daughter of a minister. In his defense this girl does NOT look 14 but good lord god, that's some SERIOUS energy that boy's got. Click here to see videos and photos.

Rumor has it Renee Zelwegger is dating (MY FUTURE HUSBAND) John Krasinski.



Ew.

Now I'm too hurt to continue this post. Talk amongst yourselves.