Celebrity DUI of the Week!

My stars! It's Lindsay Lohan!

No. Can't be. Not MY LiLo. I just won't believe it.

Ha.

Yes, it's true. After slamming her Mercedes into a palm tree, leaving the scene of the accident and being arrested at the hospital on Friday for DUI and possession of cocaine (found in her car...very discreet, Lilo...just one of the things I like about you) Lindsay did what any smart cookie would do. She went to a party! Hooray!

They she stumbled out of Teddy's with a trail of "friends" (read: hangers on) trying to help her to her feet, got into her friend's car and proceeded to pass out.

And there are pictures all over the internet. And I would post them here except that PhotoBucket is conspiring against me and I can't. (click here to see them on I Don't Like You In That Way)

Long story short, LiLo has checked herself into Promises rehab center in Malibu. And as you know, Promises worked MIRACLES on Britney Spears so I'm feeling pretty good about what it'll do for Linds.

Oh, but sadly her 21st b-day party sponsor, Svedka vodka, has pulled out. Seems they don't want to be affiliated with underage drinking, illicit drugs, wreckless and drunk driving, public shenanigans, blatant disrespect for the law, etc. Go figure.