Pin the tail on the Paris...

I just read an article that says Paris Hilton is developing her own range of cell phone games.

And I quote, "Mobile gaming is really hot right now, and I'm excited to be part of this project." (for the love of God and all that is holy, STOP with the "that's hot" crap - it's so 2005.)



Let's brainstorm, shall we?

POSSIBLE MOBILE PHONE GAMES FOR PARIS:

1. Celebutant Ultimate Fighting: pit Paris against Nicole Richie, Lindsey Lohan, The Olsen Twins. Instead of punching to score points, players slap each other, bad-mouth each other, or sleep with other players' boyfriends.

2. Descriptor Death Match: players are challenged to use phrases other than "that's hot" to describe something enjoyable. First one to resort to "that's hot" is given a strong electrical shock from their cell phone. (not enough to kill, just enough to cause sudden loss of all hair and tongue use)

3. Pin the Skank on the Greek: in this fun adventure, players try to catch a Greek shipping heir with their "skank trap." Watch out for ex-girlfriends!

Do you have a suggestion for a Paris Cell Phone Game? If so, add a comment and I'll post it on the site!

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snowywoodz suggests: How about "Pin The Brain On The Heiress"? Or, how about "Reality Check"? Or, "Paris Meets The Real World"? Or, "Make Paris Disappear"? God, when will she go away??!!!???