Sexy is in the eye of the beholder..

Things that are NOT sexy:
1. Rod Stewart hair.


No, not even on Rod Stewart.


And no, especially not on this guy who my friend at WorstOfMySpace describes as "a complete tool shed - a virtual son of Bob Villa - with some of the most ridiculously terrible hair ever seen, making sweet love to a camera in his outstretched hand."

Preach it, brother. Preach it.