Morning recap…

Readers, you will notice that I am not blogging about Mel Gibson’s DUI arrest. That’s because, quite honestly, I stopped caring about Mel after Lethal Weapon 73. Or maybe it was Braveheart…he did look quite scrumptious in that kilt…even with the nappy hair.

Anywho, I didn’t want you to think that I was not “in the know,” because I am. And just to prove it, here’s his mug shot:


What’s with all the aging male stars being all strung out lately? First The Hoff, now Mel who, by the way, has checked himself into rehab. I mean, here’s the thing. There are people in the world who have bigger problems than how they should invest their millions, what color Ferrari they should buy, and whether or not they should move out of Malibu and into Bel-Air because of the mudslides. So forgive me if I find it hard to feel sorry for these attention whores.

And SPEAKING of attention whores, how ‘bout that Boy George, eh? (how’s that for a smooth transition?) He’s getting ready to fulfil his court-ordered community service by, get this, cleaning the streets of NYC.

Boy George, aka George O’Dowd, totally skeeves me out. Not so much when he looked like this, believe it or not:


More so when he looks like this:


And in other scary celebrity news, am I the only one who thinks Britney looks great these days? (try to ignore the Scrunchi on her wrist...I have managed to do so somewhat successfully)


I love the dark hair, and she looks like a healthy pregnant woman. I’m almost concerned because she looks as though she’s lost some weight. I mean, I know I teased her a bit but she IS pregnant and that’s the best excuse on the planet when you want to gain weight. Maybe I should’ve cut her some slack.

Crap. Now I feel bad.