Angry young man...

What in God's good name do these people have to be so angry about? (I mean other than angry at the photographer who took the above photo) First Alec Baldwin and now Hugh Grant. My second question is, why would you waste some perfectly good beans?

The following report is about an incident that happened yesterday.

The star allegedly kicked him three times and kneed him near the groin. Photographer Ian Whittaker, ‘It looked like he had been out for a morning jog. I asked him if he would give me a smile because he was standing with his head down. But he must have been having a bad day because he started chasing me down the street. He gave me a couple of kicks in the legs and I think he kneed me.’ Whittaker described how the ‘Music and Lyrics’ star then picked up a takeaway container full of beans and threw it at him.

The photographer also claimed 46-year-old Hugh - who recently split from his girlfriend Jemima Khan - launched into a tirade of abuse aimed at his children. Whittaker said: ‘When I told him I had two children, he snarled, ‘I hope they die of f***ing cancer’. That really upset me and is why I went to the police to make a complaint of assault against him. He was out of order.’ Metropolitan police confirmed last night that the incident had been reported and they were planning to question Hugh on the matter.

No, seriously? Not cool, Hugh. Not cool. (click here for pics)

I vote we put Hugh, Alec, Michael Richards and Isaiah Washington into an American Gladiators-style stadium and let them duke it out. More effective than therapy plus it'll make for some good Pay-Per-View.