Nicole Richie...

Listen, I really wished that I lost my appetite when I'm depressed. But I don't. Instead I single handedly cause a spike in sales for the Papa John's and Cheese-It people. So although there's a part of me that's jealous of those women who lose 10 pounds after breaking up with a boyfriend, I am NOT jealous of this look.

For the love of God.

PUT ON SOME SHOES AND EAT A FRIGGIN' CHEESEBURGER.

Again, Photobucket is revolting. Click here to see the photos.