Here's a story of a TV heiress...

Hey, Tori Spelling! Carol Brady called. She wants her outfit back.



I don't even know what to call this. A jumper? A jumpsuit? An ode to farm living? A floral debacle? A circus tent?

Wait, I lied. I do know what to call it. Ugly.

Oh Tori, Tori, Tori. How the lofty have fallen.