A nose by any other name...

Allow me to begin by saying that I'm all for plastic surgery. No, really. I am. I mean, not like those freaks who are determined to look like Barbie and sell their internal organs to pay for their fifth boob job. I'm not okay with that. But I am okay with some minimal procedures if it makes a person feel better about themself.

The point is, far be it from me to make a judgement call on someone else's surgical procedures.

But what does get me is when people who've OBVIOUSLY had some work done pull "a Michael Jackson" and deny it. Why deny it? Just say, "Yeah, I always hated my nose so I had it lopped off and put the tip in my hope chest. So what?" Embrace your superficiality.

And so, Ashlee Simpson is now getting on my nerves even more than usual. Let's review, shall we?

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I know what you're thinking. And yes, that is Ashlee Simpson. I swear. Her nose and lips, however, are 100% Grade-A Tupperware.