TomKat wedding photos...

Aw, aren't they precious? (this photo led www.MollyGood.com to ask, "Did they get married in a cave?")



Just one question: is she kneeling down under that dress? It's the only way to explain the fact that Katie appears shorter than Tom. Okay, okay...maybe she didn't wear heels. Quite frankly, they make a lovely couple - the dress is fairy tale pretty, he looks handsome. Lovely. Just lovely. (bitches)

But the photos that caught my eye weren't of Wedding Day Katie (Scientology escort, hand cuffs, and L Ron Hubbard books sold separately) they was these two photos from the day before the wedding.



I mean, is it me? Or does she look like she's crying out for help? Begging someone to throw a rock at the window and then climb up a magical trellis/beanstalk/braid of hair and save her.

Look at her!



Not exactly the picture of blushing bridedom, is she? Nerves? Strong narcotics? Low batteries? Whatever it is, I'm frightened for Mrs. Cruise. She's a cup of Kool-Aid away from looking like a loony cult zombie. Sort of like a certain "hotel heiress" who has the same dead look in her eye.

But we won't name names. Good luck, TomKat. Mazel, mazel.