Screech's Downward Spiral...

Another child actor bites the dust.

According to CityRag, Dustin Diamond – AKA Screech from Saved by the Bell – isn’t doing well financially. His credit is terrible, he’s about to lose his house…in Wisconsin…and he’s selling t-shirts online to help save it.



Not kidding. Check it out by clicking here.

Folks, do you realize what this means? For just $20 you can get a piece of cult classic history. An autographed “I saved Screech’s house” t-shirt. $20! Think about what a bargain that is! An investment in your future, and his.

But hold the phone. Just when you start feeling sorry for Screech, come to find out that he was on the Howard Stern show this week talking about his 10 inch wanker. His girlfriend was there to confirm it. Always ready with a clever line, Dustin was quoted explaining that when he was born his dad said he was “all nose and hose.”

I see clever one-liners run in the family. Touché.